Silly question examples

  • Are you open?

Our open hours are just below the phone number you found to call us on. Home page- (first page) of website.

 

  • Is such and such a product you have advertised as available on your website available?

No comment. ( I get this phone call about 3 times a day on average)

 

  • Do you have (rattles off a species we don’t advertise/hasn’t bothered to look at website for 10 minutes before phoning)

We do not advertise trees we don’t sell or grow. Simple. We also do not plant source like a garden centre. It’s a complete waste of time.

 

Spring is busy. I have one part time staff member and myself. I’m not going to apologise for not answering the phone or emails for the next 8 weeks unless they show a level of basic self help, they are a thoughtful question or its an order for plants (please remember minimum spend is $165 online and freighted)

All of the answers to your questions can be found on the website. Take 5 minutes to look with a cup of tea or coffee.

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